jeszing: have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it
olvidare: The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
day488: aposse: I CAN’T BREATHE I ACTUALLY CAN’T BREATHE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD had to reblog again
apriki: i have a feeling i would enjoy action movies more if i wasn’t constantly thinking about all the destruction of property
The feeling you get when the person you secretly...
neoputa: i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first...
isabelthespy: Persons People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t have legs
There’s something hilarious about being both a procrastinator and a perfectionist.
squiiiije: In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her